Der Parasit, oder, die Kunst sein Glück zu machen by Schiller and Picard

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By Christopher Bonnet Posted on Mar 12, 2026
In Category - Grammar
Picard, L.-B. (Louis-Benoît), 1769-1828 Picard, L.-B. (Louis-Benoît), 1769-1828
German
Ever met someone who's just too good at getting what they want? I just finished a hilarious and surprisingly sharp play from 1803 called 'The Parasite, or, The Art of Making Your Fortune,' and it's all about that person. Forget modern self-help books—this is the original guide to social climbing, written as a comedy. The story follows a charming but totally shameless man named Valère who believes making other people happy is the best way to get rich. He glides into a wealthy household and, through pure flattery and clever manipulation, turns everyone's lives upside down. It's a masterclass in persuasion and a biting look at how vanity works. Reading it feels like watching a brilliant con artist at work, and it'll make you laugh while you side-eye half the people in your life. If you enjoy witty dialogue and stories about the art of the deal (the 19th-century version), you need to check this out.
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Picture this: Paris, the early 1800s. A smooth-talker named Valère has a simple philosophy. He thinks the secret to wealth isn't hard work, but making yourself indispensable to the rich by feeding their egos. He calls it 'the art of making your fortune.' The play follows him as he worms his way into the home of a wealthy, gullible man named Monsieur Dervière.

The Story

Valère doesn't ask for a job. He just shows up and starts praising everything—Monsieur Dervière's terrible poetry, his wife's mediocre singing, his daughter's every whim. He becomes a 'yes-man' turned up to eleven, agreeing with everyone and creating little conflicts just so he can solve them. He plays the family members against each other, all while positioning himself as the only honest broker. The plot twists as his schemes get more elaborate, and you're left wondering if his web of flattery will finally snap or if he'll really pull it off and walk away with everything.

Why You Should Read It

What's amazing is how modern this feels. Valère isn't a villain; he's alarmingly likable. You almost root for him as he exposes how silly and vain his 'marks' are. The play isn't really about good vs. evil. It's a funny, uncomfortable mirror held up to human nature. It asks: if flattery works so well, who's really to blame—the flatterer or the person who craves it? The dialogue is snappy and full of wit that still lands today. It’s less a stuffy period piece and more a timeless study of social mechanics.

Final Verdict

This is a perfect pick for anyone who loves clever dialogue, historical comedy, or stories about cunning underdogs. If you're a fan of Oscar Wilde's plays or enjoy shows about schemers (think 'Dangerous Liaisons' or even a classic episode of 'The Simpsons' where Sideshow Bob tries to take over), you'll get a kick out of this. It's a short, smart, and genuinely entertaining look at the oldest profession in the book: telling people what they want to hear.



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Mary Torres
1 year ago

Having read this twice, the pacing is just right, keeping you engaged. Definitely a 5-star read.

Mary Brown
1 year ago

As someone who reads a lot, the content flows smoothly from one chapter to the next. Truly inspiring.

Anthony Davis
1 year ago

I was skeptical at first, but it challenges the reader's perspective in an intellectual way. I couldn't put it down.

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